Machete Needed -- to borrow, or you come help me clear weeds

Back yard is out of control with high -- but weak and spindly -- growth:  grasses, very tall violets, occasional young, thin stemmed bamboo, etc.

I have to clear it.  Do you have a machete I can borrow, please?  Or, would you come over and help me with your machete?

Thank you!
~~In the Weeds